Between the Lines

Ya-low. Hey, what’s happening? Hold on a minute while I move into another room. The Missus is watching “Judge Judy”

by Tim Kelly Once upon a time, people discovered the events of the world around them through newspapers. And to

Scraping hardened food off dishes with sweat and detergent-laden steam beading on me brow, emptying long-fermenting buckets of fish heads

Is there anything as awkward and unsure as a 15-year-old boy can be? Ok, yeah, a 15-year-old girl, perhaps. Wait,

Pictured Above: The Author & The Missus, On that Fateful June Day By Tim Kelly “And what is so rare

During my son’s formative years, I’d often find him and a friend sitting on the living room floor, thumbs clicking

Bow before me, all you lesser… people, for I am of royal lineage. No, I mean it. Maybe not the

by Tim Kelly I never saw stars, at least not in the cartoon sense. Nor did I see little tweeting

As the clock struck 2019 on New Year’s Day, yours truly passed a significant, if not earthshattering, milestone. I’m now

’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house… What? Yes, son, I am reading that book. Why? Is

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.” No doubt you’ve heard that line, or other variations of